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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.