What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.