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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What's the difference between an "Ooh" and an "Aah"?

About 5 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.