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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why did the coke dealer retire?

He was tired of putting his business in other peoples' noses

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.