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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Ooh Jokes More Ooh Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"