What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.