Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What time do you go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.