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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.