Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

In both people don't feel like showering.

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5