What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Torture Jokes More Torture Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.