What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.