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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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Zika blyat

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!