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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!