Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What's a russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.