Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.