Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony