Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What does a Russian burglar wear?

Robber boots.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.