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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)