Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.