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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!