How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!