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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!