Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!