Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.