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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.