Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.