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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.