Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

How do you call playing games while it snows heavily?

Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.