Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.