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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.