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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in