Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!