Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.