Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.