Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

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What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.