Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.