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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What is the temperature of the average coffin?

6 Below

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.