What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What is the longest?

Life without parole