Parole.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Compound interest
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
Attempted Crepe
Life without parole
