Parole.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Start in England and drive West.
It never ends.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Mercedes Benz...
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
Student: By Staying at home.
He couldn't finish his sentence.
Man.
Life without parole