How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.