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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"