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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.