What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird