What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)