What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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What can I get you Mr. President?

P

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

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What is an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird