What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.