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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What is the most commonly heard four-letter word in a whorehouse?

Next!

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!