What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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We do.

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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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They prefer a cat-alogue.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

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You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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Babe, it's a valve!

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!