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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.