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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!