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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!