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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Refridgerator Jokes More Refridgerator Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the refridgerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.