What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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What key opens a banana?

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Shut the door im dressing