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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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In tennis, love means nothing.

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Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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Don't look. I'm dressing.