What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.