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Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.