Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.