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Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a plumb in a frock?

A damson in this dress.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."