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Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.