Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!