What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.