What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --