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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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