What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.