What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.