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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!