What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.