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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.