What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn