How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.