How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles