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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how clumsy you are.

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.