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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.