How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do older women wear?

Depends

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

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How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.