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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.