Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.