Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!