Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

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Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

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What would a Prius minivan be called?

Post-us

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich