Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Previous Random Joke Next
8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What are 8 Nougat-Bits?

One Nougat-Byte

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Suggest Jokes More Suggest Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.