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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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What do you call a three humped camel?

Pregnant. (Credit goes to the trailer of Zootopia)

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.