Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
It ran out of juice.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
He had a lot of aspirations.
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Elf-ies.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Make like a banana and peel.
