Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.