A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
They already told you.
The lips are moving
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
A) Rabbyte!
20 minutes, thermostat 8.
A Receding hairline
They fixed it because their the fawns
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
A hobbyte.
A Hobbyte
One hobbyte.