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What Counting system does Valve use?
Trinary
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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?
The one percent
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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?
Their pacifists
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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?
Two at most.
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