Valve Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

Shoot one.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.