Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
Because they can't count to
Trinary
A Global Offensive.
Two at most.
Babe, it's a valve!
They are both over the counter strike
Tuesday.
Not very well at all...
Squash.
They throw silverware on the ground!
Probably not. Opie delivered.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
The nearest ISOBAR!!
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
This joke will be back someday
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
