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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.