Two at most.
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
Because their eggs stinked!
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Two, two, two
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
A Global Offensive.
Babe, it's a valve!