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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.