Two at most.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Look a squirrel!
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
A Global Offensive.