How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary