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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.