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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to