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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!