Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places