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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

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What do I look like?

A typewriter

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Because m'cavity.

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They both love The Wall

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places