Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

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FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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He was looking for a tight seal.

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Look a bit to the right.

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Why did Vader deceive everyone about his love affair with the Emperor?

Because he was in Sidious.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Dead bodies.

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Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places