What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer