What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.