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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What do cows sit on?

Couches

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve