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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.