April Sale - 20% Off

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What's the difference between A circus and a brothel?

One has a cunning array of stunts..

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes