What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting