What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting