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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.