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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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She was a preacher.

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This guy

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........

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What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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One is an array of cunning stunts!

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.