What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Circus Jokes More Circus Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

30 Minute Jokes More 30 Minute Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting