Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
30 minutes.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
It is about 2 hours long.
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
A washing machine
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
A buck an ear
Everything if you're Stevie Wonder
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
