30 Minute Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.