Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
30 minutes.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
A elevator can raise a kid
Your grandma.
Gee, you knit
Tenish.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
I need a porpoise.
Fo' drizzle....
To make sure he still wasn't there.
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
The door won't close
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
A gummy bear!
By bearing straight
