Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
30 minutes.
Me 30 minutes into dieting
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Spay it don't spray it.
With Starbucks!
Oh, just put it on my bill.
Miss Carriage
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
It is about 2 hours long.
They go straight for the juggler.
One is an array of cunning stunts!
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!