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30 Minute Jokes

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.