What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Your grandma.

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!