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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus