What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers