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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus