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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!