What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!