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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat?

He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.