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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.