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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.