Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ()

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

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Why did the German boy go to Summer camp?

I don't know he did notsay!

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Summer Olympic Jokes More Summer Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.