What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse