What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

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Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!