What did the fish say when it hit the w...

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?