How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.