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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"