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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.