How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber