How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized