How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.