What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one