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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.