What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.