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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles