What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Who is the KKK's favorite children's character?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.