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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

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What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

How many times do you have to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles