What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.