What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.