What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either