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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.