What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.