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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker