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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.