What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!