What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What is the political correct term for hipster?

Conjoined twins.

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso