You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!
They briefly open one eye.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
They want to finish before it's cool.
Because open balls are in his neighborhood
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
