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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.