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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What is the political correct term for hipster?

Conjoined twins.

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte