What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Why do teenage girls hangout in odd-sized groups at Starbucks?

Because they can't even.