What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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Super Barrio Mothers

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A Klondike Bar

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at Starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.