What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.