Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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They think on a whole different dimension.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.