Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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