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What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.