What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.