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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

A concert that costs 45 cents.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.