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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback