How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One,......A Greek will screw anything!

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.