How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."