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How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?