Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro