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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute