Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark