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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute