Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

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You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.