Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.