What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part