What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Who's there! Anatole! Anatole who?

Anatole me you're a pain in the neck!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)