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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!