What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.