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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....