What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.