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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!