What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.