What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!