Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
They're both empty from the neck up.
Head.
Because they were neckromancers
Because he was pain in the neck!
Because there horns don't work.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because their horns don't work.
Necking.
They are both empty from the neck up.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
A long necked toothbrush!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
A long necked toothbrush.
The girl necks door.
I think I'll just hang around.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
The gluteus maximus
Doctors without boarders.
Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
You've got a lot of potential, son.
Damn, son. It's about time!
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
I bet he has to leave the room.
DATERADE
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
A. They really raised Cain.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
It was a bad habit.
A nun with a javelin through her head.
A cow with no lips.)))
She had a fodder complex.
