Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
They're both empty from the neck up.
Head.
Because they were neckromancers
Because he was pain in the neck!
Because there horns don't work.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because their horns don't work.
Necking.
They are both empty from the neck up.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
A long necked toothbrush!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
A long necked toothbrush.
The girl necks door.
I think I'll just hang around.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
The gluteus maximus
I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?
10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."
Mourning Sickness.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Just say "shoe".
A force of habit
Extra virgin oil.
The jury store
Don't go bacon my heart
Olive.
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
They weren't hiring.
Because cheetahs are faster.
Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work
A petticoat!
