Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
They're both empty from the neck up.
Because they were neckromancers
Because he was pain in the neck!
Because there horns don't work.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because their horns don't work.
Necking.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
A long necked toothbrush!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
A long necked toothbrush.
The girl necks door.
I think I'll just hang around.
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
The gluteus maximus
He snooker in!
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Voldemart.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because the head is so high up.
When it's turned into the teacher.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
Half a dog!
Aries a reason why I talk this way!
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
A neck-romancer
Because the punchline is apparent.
